Maybe an apology to start?
Ok so I said I was going to update this more frequently and I really did have every intention too, but it seemed that something came up everytime I wanted to sit down and type. Shitty excuse I know, but I really have been up against it. The bad news, is that this will probably be kept pretty short also because I have a few things I have to do this arvo, but I know you will forgive me Jack. Go on, say you forgive me. I can’t get through the day without it 
Ok, so you know about the fact that I had the car crash and you know that I had a few days of uber bitch boss, but the rest of my life has been pretty quiet. I feel so boring but its true. Erm, Oh I have a new found love for Cinnamon Grahams. Seriously. Why havent I had these cerial induced orgasms before? Ok, so I dont love them that much but still. They are now one of my 100 favourite things.
My new flat is pecking my head. Its a lot smaller than I am used too. It isnt a small flat, but I have loads of stuff and between Jay and I, we have enough stuff for a 3 bedroom house so we are already thinking of upgrading to something bigger. Not a big house, just something with a few more rooms in. I spent yesterday rearranging the furniture trying to make more space and make it feel more homely and it now looks pretty awesome, but I deserve bigger. A mansion maybe? Ha. We have just spent over £2500 on our holiday so a bigger house will have to wait.
Right for now my little ray of sunshine, I am going to have to leave it. Make sure you behave, I shall report back soon.
Ry
Goodness me. Yes I accept your apology, but you should still update more frequently, or I’ll be upset?
There’s Tyler who lives in Devon who is totally lovely, same age as me, perfect; but he’s being really weird cos he’s just decided he’s actually bi and its all kinda iffy… Dean lives in London and he’s 18 and so ridiculously nice its crazy, and he has an AMAZING cock, its BEAUTIFUL!! Ross lives in like Essex or something, and he’s dead nice, but not really relationship material… And finally Eldon who works in Subway in Preston who is the hottest thing since sliced toast and SO cute and he smiles at me everytime I go for a sandwich, and I got his number the other day and we’ve been texting, so yeah! All good!!
Anyway, your life sounds like that time I fell asleep in an Additional Maths lesson. I.E. Boring. I mean that in the most unnoffensive way possible you understand…
Anyway, a mansion is a good place to start! But what you really need is a house, a nice house in a non-urban conburbation. Like where I live! You should move to Rufford and be the village Policeman, cos the current one hates me cos I was giggling while he told us about someone who’s window got smashed in with a paintball gun… he needs replacing ASAP, and you’re clearly the man for the job!! SORTED.
Anyway, I have NEWS!! I have guys!! LOTS OF GUYS!! Most of them live far away though…
Oh and guess who’s in Manchester on Friday?! JACK IS!! I’m going to see You Me at Six at the Apollo so yeah!! RAVE!!
Anyway, I’m concious that this comment is probably longer than the actual blog, and Dean is epically flirting with me, so I’m gonna have to go!
Try not to break any more bones, yeah?
Love from,
Jack.
OK, so lets start with:
Dean lives in London and he’s 18 and so ridiculously nice its crazy, and he has an AMAZING cock, its BEAUTIFUL!!
Should I even be asking how you know this information? I remember telling you to chat with guys and put yourself out there, but I dont remember sayign anything about camming, or picture swaping. I dont know if I should feel dissapointed or responsible. You naughty little boy!
I just hope things are going well and that it is safe and fun and no feelings (on either side) are going to be trampled on. Sandwich guy sounds like a good bet. You have the face to face thing covered, TICK. You have swapped numbers, TICK. You are actually contacting each other, rather than never using said number, TICK. So when is the big date? Why hasnt this already been arranged? And dont accept any sandwich related offerings. He has to do better than that to get the goodies from my Jack. I havent trained you to be an easy hussy. I hope
I want a full in depth report please!
Ummm… yeah… swapping pictures is bad, cos its easier to end up on the internet, however camming is marginally less bad if you both do it, so its all good!! Plus yeah, Dean wouldn’t do that and he’s lovely and its all lovely!!
I don’t think I’m gonna trample anyone’s feelings… I mean its not like I’m letting anyone fall in love with me, cos like love. It seems dead… lovely. But its a total headfuck. So nah. I can’t be arsed with it.
And Ima see about Eldon… I’m going into Preston on Saturday so I might pop in and see him? Haha! I don’t even have official confirmation that he’s gay… :L